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Virtual Sex has arrived : Real Touch Teledildonics


realtouch.com An American company is offering the world’s first virtual sex device – ‘Real Touch’ is a teledildonic that allows a woman to physically pleasure a man (or men) anywhere in the world, so long as they have the ‘real touch’ hooked up to their USB port.

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25 Comments For This Post

  1. hellinusholy Says:

    How do you hide THAT if someone walks on you?
    -friend walks in your room- Friend: “Dude, wtf is that!? What are you doing!?” You: “What the fuck does it look like, its fucking time machine bro!”

  2. 2OO10x Says:

    ROFL

  3. TheReadpaint Says:

    what happens to the ones that get returned for the 30 day money back???? ewewe

  4. wildsonlai0119 Says:

    may i know in all country got sale this product or not………..

  5. NastyBrett Says:

    NNaa we dont wanna fuck the girls,they complain,catch feelings.Pregnancey,std’s. If we scoop up one of the realtouch’s, you fuck it,then thats it,no cuddling,talking or any of that bullshit,hahahahahah.NOHOMO.

  6. rubadubya15 Says:

    I’ve got one for sale. Only used once in good condition.

  7. Antireligiosity Says:

    *facepalm*

  8. KamelFilms Says:

    OOOORRRRR masturbate…

  9. jeffberber1 Says:

    I heard that they can’t sell em. There was all of this hype and now nobody wants the thing. Apparently its such a disaster they can’t even give them away. My friend bought one and he says its not even worth $20, much less $200.

  10. MrAlpha78 Says:

    I want that girl, someone else can take that geeky NASA tested box

  11. acejacob Says:

    Why don’t u just use a girl

  12. WuzuporiNebupeq Says:

    Im sure I seen this crew at tiny(.)cc/lesbian715

  13. astroass34 Says:

    for creepy old men with beards everywhere!

  14. wh0m33 Says:

    but wait! there’s more! If you call now we’ll send you 2 for only 19.95. So call NOW!! LOL

  15. janX9 Says:

    Yeah, and to use it you have to pay for the videos, and I don’t even think you can download or rewatch them. I think you have to watch everything on the website, with per-minut credits.

    I was just checking out the realtouch website, and clicked on the “STARS” tab, and it started playing a bunch of porn clips. I was surprised it didn’t ask for age verification…what if a kid goes to that site? Don’t you at least have to ask if your over the age of 18, on sites with this sort of content?

  16. janX9 Says:

    0:25 LOL, epic.

    Thoroughly tested by a NASA engineer.

    Real Touch is a little bit bulky though, I can’t imagine it would be comfortable to use.

  17. liam2m Says:

    lord lord! where are we sex can now be technologically achieved! i think we miss the point and imagine that people do want this stuff

  18. JDnx Says:

    you know it

  19. QuantumLeap365 Says:

    The catch is that the ‘virtual environment’ is pay per view LMFAO

  20. khenry1991 Says:

    does the nagging feature cost extra?

  21. EndTimeDelusion1 Says:

    ew….

  22. Zennoa Says:

    I don’t go on dates very often. In fact I was pointing out I’m not about to shell out $200 on something that you have to pay per minute to use (the videos that sync are pay per view), especially when I could make it myself if I wanted.

  23. BubbaPhicheman Says:

    Add up how much dates cost vs how often you get any and I’m willing to bet that a $200 jack-off machine is a good deal. Would probably pay for itself in a month. Plus, I’m willing to bet it never bitches.

  24. Zennoa Says:

    I think a lot of guys are missing the point. You don’t thrust in and out of this thing. It has belts inside that make it feel like you’re thrusting in time with videos (which you apparently have to pay to sync up with). Interesting concept, but I don’t think I’m going to fork out $200 for two rubber belts, a lube pump, and a heater, computer controlled or not.

  25. nasribenzema Says:

    gianna michaels would be sick if this shit moves with the same movements as her

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